at first i thought it was porn
then i dug deeper
at this point im scared to go any further
i wonder whats inside
IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF
Emma: “You’ve got a little mustard in your cute Kirk Douglas chin dimple”
Will: “I love how you eat your lunch with your little plastic gloves, and they crinkle and make the cutest sounds I’ve ever heard in my life”
once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
don’t lie you know you were waiting for someone to do this
im laghing so hard at this
i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr
Meanwhile… Mr. Finn Hudson:
How did I end up with so many ships, jesus christ
At first it was like
and now it’s just like
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
Philadelphia, Washington, New York,
HERE I AM!!!!!
haha this trip is gonna be awesome!!
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
This scene is sad … I don’t like it…